- Your Home For World Class Snooker!

Written by Pointer

Friday, 14 March 2008

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Snooker is a game played with a fuzzy ball or not

Snooker, a sport that nobody knows or cares about will be reported in meticulous detail on your Why? Who knows? Who cares? We're like snooker!

BBC Sports: "Champion Higgins to face Stevens" Not Stevens vs Higgins; It might as well be Frazier vs. Ali!

BBC: "Defending champion John Higgins faces a tough first round match in the World Championship at The Crucible after being drawn against Matthew Stevens." The Crucible has been the site of tremendous matches of snooker between the Salem Witches and the Hypocrite Puritans in team snooker.

Will Snooker make it into the Beijing Olympics? Can snooker be played by real people? Is the mystery sport named after shnook, a word meaning you are an extreme fool? These are all reasons for to be the world's leading snookery depository of shnooky snookery detailed reporting.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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