Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 27 August 2007

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Flying through the air, faster than a speeding bullet - It's a Donut

In a sports story destined to try to make the lives of life-long couch potatoes easier, the sport of Donut throwing has now been made legal.

Along with sports such as Fox-Hunting, and Badger baiting, the sport previously carried out by only the very rich and the very wasteful, is to be rolled out into schools ready for the new school year, which starts next week.

The sport which uses cheap donuts,past their sell by date and not suitable for human consumption consists of throwing a Donut, like a Discus. It is less dangerous than the discus, and to date, no-one has ever been harmed by a falling donut.

Donut spokesman Homer Simpson said 'Donuts...............Throwing. Doh!!!!!!!!!!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sport, Donuts




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