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Funny story: Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

Jimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up

The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...

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Funny story: Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Snooker legend Jimmy White is in hot water after a friendly piece of advice he offered to a young lad in a pub was misconstrued, and a photo was posted on social media platforms with the comment: 'Jimmy White interfering with young boy's cue'.

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Funny story: Ebdon breaks four minute barrier

Ebdon breaks four minute barrier

The snooker world was rocked today when Peter Ebdon played a shot in under four minutes. It happened at the Heapey Open Snooker Championship. I caught up with him as he walked back to his dressing room, being very careful not to step in the trail...

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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 18: Billiards & Pool

The Case Against Recreation - Part 18: Billiards & Pool

Pool & Billiards- Pool players prefer to call the game Billiards so it is not confused with a swimming type of pool. And because the pool stick sounds too much like pulls dick, which is what the game is really all about. But players are understandably embarrassed by it and they don't want anyone to know. Try as they might, it's impossible to hide because the symbolism is just too obvio...

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Funny story: Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

Answers To Correspondents - Has My Wife Set A Snooker Record?

QUESTION Recently my wife attended a hen party on the Isle of Wight. After several drinks she began a game with another woman on the pub snooker table. She claims to have had a break of 155. Is this possible? Additionally she then went on to play darts and claims to have achieved a nine dart finish, whatever that was. Mr. Nick Swarzkopf ANSWER Hello Nick. Regarding the snooker, your wif...

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Funny story: Steve Davis scores a maximum with Hazel

Steve Davis scores a maximum with Hazel

The recent World Snooker Championships held at the Crucible, Sheffield were electrifying for all who saw it, with Mark Selby being crowned champion for 2014 after an epic duel with "the Rocket" Ronnie O'Sullivan. However it's what happened "off t...

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Funny story: Rocket Ronnie To Play Blindfolded

Rocket Ronnie To Play Blindfolded

As the Snooker World Championships rumble on, and BBC2 views continue to nose-dive, Head of Snooker, Barry Hearn has come up with a plan. According to sources close to Hearn, he's approached snooker god, and cockney charmer Ronnie O'Sullivan to play...

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Funny story: Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships. An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...

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Funny story: Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest

Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest

Ronnie O'Sullivan, the lovable cockney pocket filler, is back on the professional snooker tour. But his actions during a recent practice session demonstrated that the troubled player's return to health is very much a long shot. Ronnie re-joined th...

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Funny story: Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Former Eastender hardman Ross Kemp (Grant Mitchell in the soap) today called on the Olympic Committee to include snooker in the 2016 Games in Rio, Brazil. In a statement on his website Kemp explained his feelings. "Some people enjoy watching the...

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Funny story: 'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

Thousands of people competing in this weekend's snooker tournament at Sheffield Crucible are being told they face a public transport ordeal. Heavy crowds are heading to Sheffield bus station where long queues are expected. Most of these snooker pl...

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Funny story: Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

World champion Ronnie O'Sullivan is to "take some time off" from competitive snooker after refusing to sign the official players' contract. Ronnie made the announcement on his official website earlier today. A spokesman for Ilford High St inte...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

More bad news emerged last night for former News of The World and Sun editor Rebekah Brooks when it was leaked that the BBC are to take out a civil prosecution for the attack on her ex-hubby Ross Kemp, who played the actor Grant Mitchell in the flags...

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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 17 - Final Day

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 17 - Final Day

Ronnie O'Sullivan is the 2012 World Snooker Champion after potting his way to a 18-11 win over Ali Carter. Resuming 10-7 ahead overnight, Rocket Ronnie never looked in danger of surrendering the lead and pocketed a 141 break - the highest in the history of the Final. Ronnie was also the oldest winner, at 36, since Ray Reardon in 1978. Carter did manage three frames in a row during the afternoon...

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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

So today is the first day of the All-Essex Final, between 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ali Carter 'the unstoppable snooker machine'. Ronnie reached the final beating three previous world champs in the first three rounds - Peter Ebdon 10-4, Mark Williams 13-6, and Neil Roberston 13-10. In the semi-final he beat Matthew Stevens 17-10. After a convincing 10-2 win over Mark Davis in the first...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Today is the first day of the semi-finals, which last three days (compared to the two day final) There was no morning play, so I had to make do with Phil and Holly instead on This Morning. In a real emergency I could watch Ross Kemp In Afghanistan on DVD, but i normally save that for when Ross visits. He gave me a signed copy you know. Might fetch a few quid on ebay. We are down to one table...

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