Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.
How do I know this you ask? Simple, he realized I was God's gift. That I am the answer to everyone's prayers.
Oh, and he's a pretty decent writer as well.
Duncan, I salute you. May your spoofs be funny, and your perviness remain constant. You are a diamon among zircon. Bless you my child. Bless you.