Our Esteemed Duncan Whitehead

Written by Tiki Murphy

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.

How do I know this you ask? Simple, he realized I was God's gift. That I am the answer to everyone's prayers.

Oh, and he's a pretty decent writer as well.

Duncan, I salute you. May your spoofs be funny, and your perviness remain constant. You are a diamon among zircon. Bless you my child. Bless you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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