Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

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Demobigots ponder their choices...Queen, Black Jack, Joker?!

Almost anyone who grew up in a working class Democrat family can identify with the Demobigot. Maybe he was your Dad, your Uncle Guiseppe, Tio Jose or Opa but there they were card-carrying union members who voted Democratic like it was a religion but regularly disrespected women and blacks.

They made Archie Bunker look like Jimmy Carter. The "N" word came out of them with the same regularity as their gaseous burps and farts.You thought "dumb bitch" was your mother and every woman's name till you were seven,which is when you realized "Stupid Kid" was not your baptismal name.

Well the present Democratic campaign has spun these Demobigots for a loop! The prospect of being led by a African-American or a woman is the nightmare come true for these specimens. Butcher Butch Connolly formerly of Chicago's Southside before White Flight begrudgingly granted this interview: I've been in Meat Cutters Local 6 for alotta yeeas. I always vote democrat like my grandad and my dad. Da tree ov us voted 12 times for JFK, all toted.But a vote for that dame that couldn't keep her man satisfied or a,I don't care if he's Indo-whereva. God, I don't tink I can do it! Honest ta Gohd!

Similar comments have been made by Demobigots across America. Political pundits will continue to study the phenomenon and some predict that the 80's anomaly of Reagan democrats will be outnumbered by Demobigots for McCain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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