Written by fisherking

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

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Blacks' Front Lawn

Local Resident Jerry Bush accused his neighors, Tom and Cathy Black, of being lazy for failing to take down their Christmas lights in a timely manner.

"Christmas was almost a month ago," Bush complained. "They have the only house on the block with lights still up. What is this, Arkansas?"

Bush also complained that his neighbors misspelled his name on the Christmas card they sent to him.

"How stupid do you have to be to misspell Jerry?" Bush asked.

Neighbors say Tom and Cathy Black have only lived in the house for a year. Neither Tom nor Cathy were at home to comment on the story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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