Ten Things I Want To Do Before I Die

Funny story written by Shinny

Sunday, 1 July 2007

1. Drink beer from a ladies boot in the wind

2. Punch a seagull in the throat

3. Shave a Greeks back with a razor and gel NOT for sensitive skin

4. Jump from an Oak tree into a paddling pool full of chicken balti crisps

5. Shake hands with a wrestler in a bar

6. Divulge sensitive information to an old lady about a subject I'm very unfamiliar with

7. Make a list of the ten things I want to do before I die

8. Stare at a painting until I cry with fear

9. Stop a fight between a lion and a tiger at West Midlands Safari Park

10. Get sat on by a really fat woman, but with no sexual connertations at all

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