Bars to offer Beer Goggle Prescriptions

Funny story written by Mark

Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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Scientists have long accepted the effect of alcohol on human beings' perception of beauty. A new scheme, developed by researchers at Lancaster University, is being trialled which will allow pub patrons to be more aware of this oft dangerous phenomenon.

The researchers have developed a new form of glass, whose bottom is fitted with a special lens. These lenses are available in varying strengths which counter the 'beer goggle' effect dependent on the amount of alcohol a person has consumed.

Thus a drinker is able to safely determine the real beauty of any prospective conquest. A drinker's required lens strength is assessed by means of a breathalyser test.

The scheme is currently being tested in the North West, which has the country's highest concentration of munters, as part of the Drink Safe scheme.

So now, beauty really will be in the eye of the beer-holder.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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