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Funny story: Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...

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Funny story: Up To The Minute Hurricane Barry Coverage

Up To The Minute Hurricane Barry Coverage

The Gulf states have been preparing for the onslaught of yet another major storm set to impact the area. No strangers to these storms, citizens have been urged to heed the advice, warnings, and evacuation plans of officials and spokespeople, regardle...

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Funny story: Farts - Are They REALLY That Funny?

Farts - Are They REALLY That Funny?

I was once asked, by a woman in all seriousness, whether I really thought the sound of a rasping fart was funny. All I could do was howl with laughter. The reason for this is unclear, even to me. It could have been something to do with hearing this woman, normally a coolheaded individual in the workplace, uttering the less-serious and more-funny F-word; it could have been that I was, for th...

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Funny story: Man Saw Washing Blown From Lines

Man Saw Washing Blown From Lines

Freakish weather conditions in the Cambodian province of Battambang were reported this morning, with strong winds by far the main problem, leaving residents claiming items had been blown from their washing lines. The isobars on weather charts must...

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Funny story: Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Ventnor, the island's southern most city, is set to become the new hotbed of plastic surgery in the UK, supplanting Harley Street as the top destination. "We can expect a a sudden influx of celebrities coming for their face jobs and wrinkle reduct...

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Funny story: Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...

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Funny story: America Has Severe Case Of Wind

America Has Severe Case Of Wind

WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's Amazing Comment About The Santa Ana Winds

PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...

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Funny story: Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Horley Horror: Man's Face Stayed That Way When The Wind Changed

Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck. Our r...

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Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...

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Funny story: UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday. Residents have been advised to...

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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Wind

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Wind

Professor Norton Folgate has a theory about wind. And, as usual, he was only too willing to share his theory with us. As it is too much like hard work to edit what the Prof witters on about, we are, once again, printing his latest theory in full. "Wind is a funny thing really. You can feel it and you can see the effects of it, but you can't see it. Wind is a kind of energy, which is...

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Funny story: Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...

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Funny story: Why Britain has become less windy

Why Britain has become less windy

Flags hang more limply, kites are struggling to get aloft and the washing takes a little longer to dry. According to an astonishing new study, Britain has got noticeably less windy over the last few decades. The reason behind this is due to a dra...

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Funny story: Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

Hurricane Earl, the Atlantic storm system has caused chaos across the Atlantic in the UK. The West Coast of the UK has been battered by wind speeds of up to sixty miles an hour dislodging roof tiles and blowing over cones on the M6. It was the lat...

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Funny story: Shock: Wind Causes Cornish Tree To Bend

Shock: Wind Causes Cornish Tree To Bend

A sudden and shocking gust of wind in a small cornish village caused a usually straight standing tree to 'lean dramatically'. Eyewitness Kenwyn Cribbs told us "we were all in the pub when this gust came whippin' by! Next thing ol' leafy, thats the...

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