A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...
The Gulf states have been preparing for the onslaught of yet another major storm set to impact the area. No strangers to these storms, citizens have been urged to heed the advice, warnings, and evacuation plans of officials and spokespeople, regardle...
I was once asked, by a woman in all seriousness, whether I really thought the sound of a rasping fart was funny. All I could do was howl with laughter. The reason for this is unclear, even to me. It could have been something to do with hearing...
Freakish weather conditions in the Cambodian province of Battambang were reported this morning, with strong winds by far the main problem, leaving residents claiming items had been blown from their washing lines. The isobars on weather charts must...
Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...
Ventnor, the island's southern most city, is set to become the new hotbed of plastic surgery in the UK, supplanting Harley Street as the top destination. "We can expect a a sudden influx of celebrities coming for their face jobs and wrinkle reduct...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...
WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...
PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...
Horley man, Mr Mann left his family and friends shocked and distraught on Wednesday when according to his wife he was in the garden demonstrating to the kids the traditional Maori "haka" when the wind suddenly changed and his face got stuck. Our r...
Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...
The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday. Residents have been advised to...
Professor Norton Folgate has a theory about wind. And, as usual, he was only too willing to share his theory with us. As it is too much like hard work to edit what the Prof witters on about, we are, once again, printing his latest theory in full. "Wind is a funny thing really. You can feel it and you can see the effects of it, but you can't see it. Wind is a kind of energy, which is...
LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...
Flags hang more limply, kites are struggling to get aloft and the washing takes a little longer to dry. According to an astonishing new study, Britain has got noticeably less windy over the last few decades. The reason behind this is due to a dra...
Hurricane Earl, the Atlantic storm system has caused chaos across the Atlantic in the UK. The West Coast of the UK has been battered by wind speeds of up to sixty miles an hour dislodging roof tiles and blowing over cones on the M6. It was the lat...
A sudden and shocking gust of wind in a small cornish village caused a usually straight standing tree to 'lean dramatically'. Eyewitness Kenwyn Cribbs told us "we were all in the pub when this gust came whippin' by! Next thing ol' leafy, thats the...
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