White House releases 10 commandments for Bush

Monday, 25 June 2007

White House:In accordance to the new commandments that Vatican released for drivers all over the world,and seeing that it was working well with only 20,000 accidents recorded in one week,White House released its own set of commandments for FLUSH.

The 10 commandments are:

1.Thou shalt not disgrace thy country when on a visit to other country.
2.Thou shalt not try to read books when thou clearly don't know how to read.
3.Thou shalt not wink at the queen's of other country.
4.Thou shalt not tell lies about wars,agree when we are losing.
5.Thou shall help people in need especially yourself when in trouble.
6.Thou shalt not try to catch Osama when you don't really have a f%$#ing idea where he is.
7.Thou shalt not declare war on other countries saying they have weapons of mass destruction.FLUSH we have all the weapons of mass destruction.
8.Thou shalt not pretend to be looking through the binoculars when the cap is closed!!.
9.Thou shalt remember that your countries name is U.S.A.
10.Thou shalt not make a fool of yourself in front of American people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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