Don't Read This.. What Paris Does In Prison

Funny story written by ChillerBaggins

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Paris tells her mother that this is how she is spending her time at the moment:

"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."
"I look at the ceiling. I look at the walls."

Well what did you expect, Einstein's theory of relativity. I told you not to read this!

Her lawyers and PR people that say she is praying every minute, and crying in between, while reading self-improvement books, need to co-ordinate their efforts.

Ofcourse, there may be reading material and self help writing on the walls, like: F*** bitch, get youself a google stud - and - don't mess with the bitch bitch.

Who knows...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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