Email Blooper

Written by Shaun Ferguson

Friday, 15 June 2007


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There I was in class, tinkering on my MacBook with a rampant attack on Paris Hilton for "The Spoof".

The article was a torrent of abuse with juicy snippets about her vagina, jail showers and randy lesbian prison officers. Then WHAMMO! I make two wrong moves and instead of saving the story to my desktop I email it to my headmaster.

Sometimes lecturers can be a distraction and in this case I was caught red handed paying not a jot of attention to his ramblings until he faked a loud cough inches from my desk and shocked me into the above dilemma.

I was still shaking hours later, after I had sent an email to everyone in school saying that some person or persons unknown had stolen my computer that morning and any emails from my address should be disregarded.

As wonderful a means of communication that email is, it is very, very dangerous!

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