Written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Paris won't be wearing leopard prints in prison

Paris Hilton is still protesting her 45 day prison sentence. This time, it is for a different reason. "Have you seen what I have to wear? I've got an orange jumpsuit! I've got another one that is identical for the next day, when I have to personally wash the first one! There's no color variety! I don't get to change after every meal! I have to look like a pumpkin all day long!"

"Then there's the underwear. It's all cotton! No silk! No nylon! No lycra! No satin! Just plain, white cotton!"

"They're also all granny panties! Everyone bit of it is going to be itchy because there's no Downy!"

"You'd think things would be better in prison because of the Fashion Police. Why can't they watch out for this stuff in their own backyard?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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