Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Funny story written by Wildboar

Monday, 4 June 2007

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Rudy is Ashamed at What He's Done.

Prediction: Rudy gives Ron Paul the Finger.

The clairvoyant who predicted the Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston breakup tells us about what's in store for the June 5th Republican debate in New Hampshire.

June 3 - Hollywood's big breakup wasn't news to Sylvia Browne. Sure, the 68-year-old psychic read about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's split along with the rest of the nation. But Browne, who has authored 28 books with titles like "Prophecy: What the Future Holds for You," had publicly predicted the relationship's demise in December on "The Montel Williams Show." A few years ago she predicted that John Kerry would be the Democratic Party's nominee, but that George Bush would win a second term.

Now, with the blogosphere abuzz about her power to see into the future, Wildboar asked Browne to gaze into her crystal ball and make some predictions for the June 5, 2007 Republican debates to be held in a couple of days in New Hampshire. Excerpts:

WILDBOAR: How did you come up with the Brad-Jennifer prediction?

Sylvia Browne: I'm psychic. I was born this way. I come from 300 years of validated psychics. I sit in my room quietly, and I go through politics, I go through the economy, I go through world events. I'm sitting there with a piece of paper. I start making a list. I concentrate. I give myself a question: how many more American soldiers are going to die in Iraq? I take the answer. Will the Main Stream Media try to black-ball certain politicians? Who's gong to win the debates? It just comes.

But how?
It just comes from God, honey. It would be like for me to say to you, "How are you like how you are." You'd say, "I don't know. I am." It's not something that I turn on. It's part of my essence.

WILDBOAR: OK, I've got a few questions regarding the upcoming GOP debates. Can I ask them now?

Sylvia Browne: Sure, go ahead but I hope you can handle the truth [grin]

WILDBOAR: Will any of the GOP candidates commit political suicide on stage?

Sylvia Browne: Quiet please…Let me think a moment…I'm seeing the number one; no wait, I'm seeing a hand, it is reaching out…no…pointing, a finger pointing upwards. Oh my God! I'm seeing Rudy Giuliani giving the finger to Ron Paul in response to a question from Dr. Paul about a reading assignment.

WILDBOAR: Are you serious? The finger?

Sylvia Browne: I'm certain! That one came through like a slap in the face. I'm certain that Rudy Giuliani will give Ron Paul and liberty minded citizens of the United States the finger on live television this Tuesday night.

WILDBOAR: Wow! Can I ask more questions now?

Sylvia Browne: I know what you want to ask but your additional questions will have to wait until after the debates; I've got a headache.

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