Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Written by writer-x

Wednesday, 30 June 2004

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Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who make "indecent" remarks?

Give me a F'ing break. I wish that I had an interest in watching C-Span all day, to see if that slip of the tongue went out over the air, because if it did, I would be the first in line to write to the FCC and have them fine the Vice President for using such vile and foul language. KIDS could have been watching.

Howard Stern, (let me point out that I am not a huge Stern Fan) will get pulled off of Clear Channel... is being pursued by the FCC with fines, and is on the cusp of leaving his top rated show is in the middle of a decency fire storm, but the Vice President of the United States can say the F Word to another Senator and.. "... was just having a bad day". I am having a bad day, I think I will tell my co-worker sitting next to me to go F Off... Lets see if I get in trouble. I will probably be packing my desk up and saying my good byes.

It just pisses me off that someone like Dick Cheney can do whatever he wants, with no sign of consequence, no sign of decency, no sign of having a brain cell in his huge head that works. Who has nothing better to do than to tell people like Michael Moore that they can’t have an opinion. Who has nothing better to do than to take up space, with his fat head and say the F word to another Senator. Where is the D.C. Decency Police? Where are the political figures up in arms? Oh that’s right, the Bush administration is busy looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction so they can say the war in Iraq was not really for oil, and political agenda. Someone out to look in Cheney’s big fat head, maybe there are a few dirty bombs up in there.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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