Will star Dick Cheney as Ray
Television City, CA-- CBS announced today its newest sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan.' "It'll be a hoot when the Contras meet the air traffic controllers!" said lead Dick Cheney. "We'll premiere with Rumsfeld bankrolling Saddam Hussein, we'll ignore the AIDS crisis, and then we'll create the homeless problem. Our rating will go through the roof."
Nancy Reagan has already voiced her approval. "Of course, George H. W. Bush will start as Ray's idiot brother," she said. "After all, this guy is till jumping out of planes. At his age. Jeesh."
Television critic Paul Wolfowitz has acclaimed the casting of Dick Cheney as Ray. "It just fits to have someone who ignores law, morality, and the constitution playing the lead," he said. "After all, isn't this what made our country great?"
