Pippa Middleton has yearning to be a WAG

Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 5 July 2011


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A reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' revealed some surprising news in the 'Tacky' this morning. Apparently Pippa Middleton has been following news about the WAGs and admitted that she has been harbouring a secret....she has had a yearning to be a WAG since she started following and watching football with her dad last year.

It is rumoured that she has been exchanging emails with a couple of players for the past ten months but admits she has not yet met either of them. One of the players told her he is waiting for his divorce to come through before they meet. The second player told her he was waiting for his new hair to come through before they meet.

Pippa would not name the players or the team they play for but mentioned that RED is her favourite colour.

When asked if she would consider joining the newly founded TAGs (Tarts And Girlfriends of football fans), she hastily replied,

"Me? Oh no! From what I have heard about the TAGs those girls are far too sluttish."

The reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' added a footnote to her story to the effect that she thinks this is one way Pippa believes she can guarantee that she will stay in the limelight once the novelty of her being Kate Middleton's sister wears off with the media.

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