Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 4 July 2011

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Founder members of TAGs

According to the latest story from 'Gobsmacked News' relating to the newly-formed TAGs group - 'Tarts and Girlfriends' are sticking close to their favourite EPL players in order to get papped as often as possible.

The TAGs spokeswoman, Lucette de Minge, is reported to have said: "Yeah, we're gonna give them WAGs some competition an' we're not bloody scared of 'em either. Think they're summit they do innit? Well who would know owt abou' 'em if i' twern't for their fellas right?"

Apparently, after reading the first article on the TAGs today, the original members report receiving numerous phone calls and emails from other tarts and girlfriends of football fans wanting to join them, from all over England, even from lasses in Middlesbrough and Birmingham.

If this continues, the TAGs will soon outnumber the WAGs and will certainly be getting papped on a regular basis.

Gobsmacked News will continue to keep you updated on the TAGs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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