Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

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Monday, 4 July 2011

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This pic was 10 years ago, she looks even younger now!

Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44!

Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywatch crew including porno scenes on the internet with her ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she's even attempted to act and sing and she's also tried everything else that belongs to a sex-bomb, superstar's lifestyle; more sex, drugs, booze, etc.

Her latest adventure; modelling her own sexy underwear, has proven the point that even at the ripe old age of 44 one can still look astonishingly sexy especially if the silicone, botex and other substances are still in the right places.

It's amazing what modern day plastic surgery can achieve (+ hundreds of thousands of bucks) and Pamela is determined to let the whole world see how a middle aged 44 year-old can defy nature, wear sexy undies, turn men on and make a much younger Lady Ga Ga look like a nun.

Compliments to Pamela, she still looks amazing and let's hope the silicone can keep in place until she becomes a granny!

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