Prince Philip has agreed to undergo plastic surgery at the request of his grandchildren. They have agreed to foot the bill in the interest of small children and fragile old ladies in wheelchairs.
Apparently, his grandchildren believe that a few procedures on 'grandad's' face, to remove wrinkles and allow his eyes to be 'set back in his head' will make him less scary to little children and fragile old ladies.
When out in public with Her Majesty, Prince Philip has, it is rumoured, scared many children and fragile old ladies in wheelchairs, when he crouched down to speak to them face to face. Some children, and old ladies, have had to receive counselling afterwards as many were having nightmares.
Prince Philip's grandchildren have also set up a dental appointment for their grandad in order to have his teeth 'fixed'. Apparently, they are embarrassed to be seen out in public with him, especially when he smiles. They all have perfect teeth and are working on their grandad, with the help of a psychiatrist, to help him overcome his fear of dentists.
