US stripper, Chelsea, has boobs that weigh more than Victoria Beckham!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 16 May 2011


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A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham.

She paraded them on the morning TV show whilst Victoria was feeling sick in the bathroom after seeing them. (Puke!) And after putting them on the kitchen scales it was confirmed that her 2 huge specials, Itsy and Bitsy, weighed more than Victoria in total. (Yet another puke!)

She also admitted to having problems sitting on aeroplane toilets because she has to leave the door open, passing men in tight doorways (dare to pass if you try) and eating her cornflakes in the morning because the spoon keeps getting stuck between the whoppers; but she did admit to love having a giant penis keep them apart, "it keeps them nice and moist" she said (please, only black men apply for this gigantic massage job).

Her hubby, who's piece is rather small in comparison, has decided to have an enlargement job because he's jealous of Negro men always "getting a massive rub a dub" whilst Chelsea is stripping.

Chelsea's daughter is also very happy because Mummy doesn't need to buy a bouncy castle and her's are very soft and bouncy. It's the silicone...squeezy!

By the way, Victoria just puked again down the toilet, I wonder why?

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