Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Friday, 20 May 2011

image for Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton
An artist's impression of Pippa Middleton's bottom

Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton.

The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, representing some half a million frustrated and pent-up single Irish farmers are up in arms, but more more particularly up in legs and bottoms.

The men, all full of respect for Queen Elizabeth, appreciate that when she bent over to see things or to talk to little people, it was beyond protocal to pass remarks about the Royal Posterior. And when HRH The Duke of Edinburgh bent down, all he did was ask "And what do you do?", although, in the case of policemen, it was felt that the uniform, two-way radio and baton might have been a dead giveaway.

Spokesman and president of the AIAI, Alan Zelf-Abuze, said that his members felt that had Pippa Middleton been included on the visit, when she bent down, the men of Ireland would have been able to whistle, shout and generally closely examine what has been demonsrated in the tabloid press to be quite a fine posterior.

And had she done so in a scanty dress or hot pants......

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more