Bieber Has Bad Bowels

Funny story written by Young American Wisdom

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

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Hollywood - It was recently rumored that teen heartthrob Justin Bieber "burns his boxers."

Sources reported that Bieber's bodyguard, Kenny Hamilton, is required to incinerate Bieber's worn boxers each and every evening for fear that they will be stolen by love struck fans.

It's been rumored that a hotel employee was caught pocketing Bieber's briefs with the intention to sell them on Ebay.

Sources have revealed that, in fact, Bieber's undies are torched, but not because he fears his panties will be snatched, but rather to hide the evidence.

Bieber has a terrible habit of shitting his pants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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