WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that one of the best teams to ever play in the Little League World Series soundly defeated the team from Kabul, Afghanistan 17-7. The game was called at the end of the second in…
HONOLULU – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Aloha State report that Hawaii’s Secretary of Tourism and Coconut Harvesting has issued a directive stating that tourists from the mainland are not welcome. The secretary who did not want his na…
SACRAMENTO – (Satire News) – Due to the tremendous increase in Trumpapalooza, mononucleosis, and tonsillitis cases, the state of California has decided that, in the best interest of everyone, Valentine’s Day has been cancelled. Governor Newsom sta…
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Many of the nation’s leading Psychiatrists met in Hawaii for their yearly Psychs Convention. And everyone of them pointed out that they are extremely worried about Trump and his worsening brain condition. Dr. Teo P. Bednarski...
A fan of TV cop drama, 'Hawaii-Five-O' travelled to Honolulu on a 7-day vacation, hoping that he might run into the stars of the show during filming, but returned home a disappointed man, when everyone he met was a stranger. Tom and Betty Barnwell...
Swimming in the shark-infested sea around Hawaii can be quite hazardous if the sharks are hungry. However, one particular huge Great White had just finished his midday meal and was basking in the warm waters around the island, when a distressed swimm...
Patui-Tui-Twonga, South Pacific -- Following some intensive investigative work, we caught up with Godzilla on a remote island where the resurgent mutant lizard was keeping a low profile, after having been deported from the big island of Hawaii for ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...
It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...
BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust. Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing...
The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991. Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...
HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that famed Italian director Bellanino Terrabini has just agreed to direct the new Tri-Moon Productions film Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes. The movie deals with Manti Malietau Louis Elmer Te'o, a Samoan-...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Interior announced today that it will move Texas into the South Pacific and replace it with the Hawaiian Islands in the newly-created Gulf of New Mexico. Officials said the land-swap, among many other be...
CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry. He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was. Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...
WASHINGTON - Not since Britain Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in September 1938 has there been such a one-sided agreement that affected another country. In that agreement the...
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