CSI Actress Marg Helgenberger Catches Hell For Saying That Working With Justin Bieber Was Like Being At A Day Care Center

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 May 2011

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A picture of the gun that Justin Bieber used in his role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

LOS ANGELES - One of the stars of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Marg Helgenberger says that she did not enjoy working with teen singing sensation Justin Bieber one bit.

Marg, who is a good-looking, mature, blonde woman divulged to Grandiosa Littlehampton of TV ClickerWorld that she hated working with Bieber when he made his appearance of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

She said that he was so immature that it was like being at a day care center. Marg said that Bieber would walk around in his underwear asking the female actresses if they wanted for him to autograph their wrists.

Helgenberger said that Justin also went around telling everyone that Selena Gomez and him are going to get married one day and that Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus are all going to be bridesmaids.

Marg said that the thing that really irritated her was when Bieber accidentally rubbed his hand on her ankle. She said she grabbed his hand and started to bite it.

She admitted that she stopped when one of the shows stunt men jumped in and took Bieber's hand out of her mouth.

Helgenberger said that Bieber took out his cell phone and started texting and within an hour she said that she had received all kinds of emails, tweets, texts, and phone calls from irate Justin Bieber fans calling her everything from a washed up old hag to a never-was has been.

Marg, who is 52, said that some of the words that the Bieber fans called her were words that one only hears in lumberjack camps or in NBA locker rooms.

When Littlehampton asked her if she was sorry for saying what she said Helgenberger said that she surely was.

She asked if she could please write in TV ClickerWorld that when she made those dumb, stupid, ignorant remarks she was kind of tipsy from having just eaten half a dozen Hostess Twinkies which she has washed down with a quart of Pepsi Max.

Marg, also said that she was going to call up Justin and personally apologize to him and offer him a personal check for $500.

TV ClickerWorld understands that the producers of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation had told Ms. Helgenberger that either she apologized to Justin Bieber and his fans or else she would get her ass kicked off the show just like Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres had gotten their asses kicked off American Idol last year.

A spokesperson for the show said that Helgenberger will be apologizing and she will also be purchasing 200 copies of Justin Bieber's latest CD.

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