The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 May 2011

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Pippa Middleton has been offered $7 million by Veni Vidi Vici Films to appear in an X-rated motion picture.

MADRID - The world's most famous 'Maid of Honor' Pippa Middleton was visiting the Spanish capital city of Madrid.

Middleton had traveled to Madrid with an unidentified male friend. The French news agency Le News is reporting the friend is helping Pippa to get over the heartbreak of having been dumped by her boyfriend, Ron Jeremy, considered to be the world's foremost porn movie actor.

Amazingly enough in less than one month Pippa Middleton has now become even more famous than Queen Elizabeth, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Aishwarya Rai, Dannii Minogue, Kate Gosselin, and Sarah Palin combined.

Google her name and you will get 29,900,00 results!

Pippa Middleton, sister to Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge, has now become even more famous for a surgical fad that is sweeping the United Kingdom.

Dr. Escritorio Lapiz of Madrid's famed Colegio de La Armada Española(Spanish Armada College) has noted that he has invented a surgical procedure influenced by Pippa Middleton.

Dr. Lapiz said that La Pippita, as Middleton is known in Spain, Portugal, Mexico, and East Los Angeles is the world's number one trend setter.

The surgical procedure is known as The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure. He added that it takes roughly about two hours and costs $8,127 not including the cost of duck tape, staples, and thumb tacks.

Pippa recently told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she is thrilled beyond belief that so many people have said publicly and privately that they feel that she has the most perfect butt in the world.

Pippa shyly noted that several leading world wide publications and news agencies have named her gluteus maximus as the most perfect ass in the entire solar system.

Some of these highly respected entertainment groups include TV ClickerWorld, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Left Coast Mirror Magazine, Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, Tittle Tattle Tonight, and even the Republican backed publication GOPicky Magazine.

Pippa explained to Miss Vermicelli that after being dumped by Ron Jeremy her self-esteem and self-worth had gone down into the gutter.

She felt so depressed and so all alone. But then Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough called her up and invited her to go down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with them and she felt a lot better.

And she also received a standing offer from Veni Vidi Vici Films to appear in an X-rated movie that will pay her $7 million [£4.3 U.K.]

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner called her and asked her to join his Playboy mansion as one of his Playmates.

Pippa giggled and said that one thing that really helped her to get back her womanly self esteem was when she heard that George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, had remarked to The Bees Knees News Agency that Pippa (Middleton) is so sexy that if he was straight he would want to boink her.

The British news publication Ta Ta For Now News has reported that Pippa Middleton is currently receiving an average of 47 marriage proposals daily.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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