Britain's Got No Talent

Funny story written by Mr Goster

Monday, 25 April 2011

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Britain's Got Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'.

The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hoped.

An insider said, 'It's true things aren't going to plan. Viewing figures are down, Michael is okay but he's no Ant'n'Dec, and ''The Hoff'' God bless him, doesn't even know he's in the country!

The standard of talent coming in is also down this series, we've had 72 dog and owner acts at the auditions, and 113 old blokes doing robot moves.

The only genuinely great act I've seen at the auditions was an 81 year old man and his pet tortoise dancing to a medley of Big Band numbers. They were brilliant in rehearsals but the tortoise snapped his knee ligaments going for a big finish and he's out for the series!

Amanda still tries to look pretty but she's cracking on a bit and to be honest the old magic isn't there. Simon Cowell must be laughing into his high waisted trousers at what's going on.

To be honest,if we don't get another SuBo quickly, we're in deep trouble. Even Jimmy Carr has said he's too busy to help.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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