Cyberspace - LA FagHagSlagMag today named a 'high profile Opus Dei slag' caught stalking prominent UK politicians.
The sordid $$$ millions sextortion racket identifies George W Bush bastard spawn Ms Lucrezia Borgia Ratzinger-Bush.
Her lurid Sunday Smearer kiss-n-tell ex-po-say claimed she'd shagged Mr-X in an MI5 safehouse at the Tower of London.
She later sold the sextape to the weekend red top, now the subject of a major defamation hearing.
Apparently the 'high-profile Cabinet member' she thought she'd humped turned out to be a Special Branch lookalike detective sergeant..."who bugged her Copper-7 IUD".
A public interest defence behind her original anonymous story was thrown out after Mr Justice Eady allegedly admired her stonking bazookas.
Ex-Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie is 69.