Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 10 March 2011

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Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'.

Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland and has filled it with goldfish of varying sizes, some with black markings as well as water plants, miniature castles, skulls and so on, for the amusement of the fish.

Susan has also hired a 'sound man' to pipe her CD's into the water for the enjoyment of the fish.

Initially, Susan was concerned about Pebbles, her beloved cat, taking snacks from the aquarium so she has had a special lid fitted which will keep Pebbles 'at bay'.

One major concern of Susan's is that the American crazed 'fanatics' will now begin to send her gifts of goldfish.

Susan has every right to be concerned because on one Susan Boyle fansite members are already taking donations to buy Susan more aquariums and more goldfish.

The quilters have already started designing a 'goldfish shaped quilt' in a variety of shades of orange and a little bit of black.

Four of the fanatics are leafing through the Bible to find appropriate 'scriptures' to embroider on the quilt. Naturally the 'loaves and fish' miracle springs to mind...and Peter the fisherman, Jesus walking on water so as not to step on any fish.

The fact that Susan, herself, loves a good 'fish supper' has not been lost on the Red Scarf Brigade. The culinary experts amongst them are trying to come up with some special dishes which will include battered goldfish, deep fried goldfish, poached or grilled goldfish and, of course, curried goldfish and raw (sushi style) goldfish.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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