Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Monday, 7 February 2011

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A Red Face Towel, part of Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' Spring Collection!!

Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her.

Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'Mummy Minders' somewhere in Essex.

Katie 'JORDAN' Price's known for her fashion sense, is now rushing to the shops her new designer 'Mummy Towels' for all Night Clubbers to wear.

The Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' Spring Collection, will be full of 'have to have items' for the new fashion sense Essex Clubbers, so that they can all go round imitating fashion designer Katie 'JORDAN' Price.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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