Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life

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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Although they have become parents in the Twilight Movie episodes, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters this morning that she was anxious for she and Rob Pattinson to have a child of our own.

"We really haven't talked it over enough but if it were up to me, I would love it", she told Vanity Flare. "Maybe it was acting the event out in the movie that brought all this on but it has gotten into my head and I know that it would be great."

And the marriage plans?

"Oh we have talked that to death and we decided to let it go until we get the next few hectic months out of the way. It'll work out."

Asked if he shared the same thoughts, Pattinson stated that the matter was "personal" and that he would talk to us in the near future about all their plans.

"We have enough on our plates right now. She would have a hard time trying to get through the next six months while expecting a baby. Of course, I want several kids someday."

Boy or girl?

Boy...as long as he doesn't look like my ancestor, old Vlad the impaler. Ever see that puss?"

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