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Funny story: Major Television Networks fight for the Award of Worst Primetime Line-Ups of 2017

Major Television Networks fight for the Award of Worst Primetime Line-Ups of 2017

Christmas has now come and gone. The year is wrapping up and many people across the nation are getting ready for their end of the year celebrations. 2017 was a year that many wish they could forget, and well, what better way to forget about what is r...

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Funny story: ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode. While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...

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Funny story: Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family is now the only television program ever made to receive the title "Greatest Television Program of All Time" and was voted for by everybody alive today and the award will be presented to the show at the 2015 Golden Globe awards which wil...

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Funny story: Big Mess On Times Square!

Big Mess On Times Square!

Good Morning America has apologized and ABC says they will pay the bill after huge mistake this morning. The Great Flukey, a hypnotist, demonstrated over the air how he could talk people into thinking they were chickens. What everyone had forgo...

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Funny story: Scientist Proves You Can Say Shit With A Mouthful

Scientist Proves You Can Say Shit With A Mouthful

On ABC's Good Morning America this morning, an American scientist showed that the whole scientific community was wrong with their belief. Dr. Andy Raddatz from a Superior Wisconsin Think Tank appeared as a guest and told the viewers that some old...

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Funny story: The VP Debate: Paul "The Teacup Chihuahua Vs. Joe "The Pit Bull" Biden

The VP Debate: Paul "The Teacup Chihuahua Vs. Joe "The Pit Bull" Biden

DANVILLE, Kentucky - The Vice-Presidential Debate between Vice-President Joe Biden and Paul Ryan will be held in Danville, Kentucky on October 11. The town of Danville, is best noted for being the place where the Monopoly green houses and red hote...

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Funny story: Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - ABC's The Bachelor contestant Chantelle Martinee was spurned by her former castmates during the 2-hour season finale event, The Ladies Continue to Fight After the Final Picnic on the Beach, Part 4. Martinee, a 21-year-o...

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Funny story: Newt's Ex Warned Him: Man Who Looses Key To Girlfriend's Apartment No Get New Key

Newt's Ex Warned Him: Man Who Looses Key To Girlfriend's Apartment No Get New Key

BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, CNN's John King opened the debate by deliberately throwing a slow pitch into Newt Gingrich's wheel house. Newt turned on it and blasted it out of the ball park to the raucous cheers of his South Carolina fans. Earl...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Host Chris Harrison announced Thursday during an interview that ABC is launching a new spinoff of the popular dating show, The Bachelorette. Inspired by the success of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, ABC producers have decided to try their hand...

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Funny story: ABC Sends "Charlie's Angels" To That Big Cancelled TV Show Studio In The Sky

ABC Sends "Charlie's Angels" To That Big Cancelled TV Show Studio In The Sky

HOLLYWOOD - The list of the new television season's cancelled shows continues to grow as yet another one gets added to the list of television losers. After only airing four episodes ABC has pulled the plug on Charlie's Angels a show which network...

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Funny story: Desperate Housewives Cancelled in Order to Make Room for Desperate Housewives 2

Desperate Housewives Cancelled in Order to Make Room for Desperate Housewives 2

(From E! News) - ABC announced today that it would be getting rid of its series "Desperate Housewives" in order to make space for its new series "Desperate Housewives 2." The decision was made by ABC and Marc Cherry. The decision was that it was...

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Funny story: NBC Calls 'The Paul Reiser Show' The Worst Show In Network History And Cancels It After Only Two Episodes

NBC Calls 'The Paul Reiser Show' The Worst Show In Network History And Cancels It After Only Two Episodes

LOS ANGELES - Paul Reiser who starred in the hit show Mad About You from 1992 to 1999, has reportedly been treated for second degree depression at The Greater Los Angeles Silver Screen Hospital. The comedy actor's brand new sit-com named after him...

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Funny story: The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Bachelor finale was filmed in beautiful South Africa, but the producers may just have thrown away their money and are probably now wishing they had filmed it in La Brea or La Habra instead. Many felt that Brad Womack was go...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People

Glitter star Lady Gaga and singer Justin Bieber tell a surprised Robin Roberts on 'ABC's Good Morning America' this past week that both are basically very shy people. This was Lady Gaga's second day talking to a major audience in a two part series an...

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Funny story: ABC News Makes Drastic Cuts - Will Anyone Notice?

ABC News Makes Drastic Cuts - Will Anyone Notice?

NEW YORK, NY - Before ABC News President David Westin officially stepped down, he announced sweeping cuts to the legacy news organization. Westin announced that they are laying off the entire staff and will replace human reporters, editors and on-...

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Funny story: 'LOST' Island Lost

'LOST' Island Lost

'LOST'There was confusion in the South Pacific today, when O'ahu, the Hawaiian island location for US drama series, Lost, vanished into thin air. The paradise island, formed by two extinct volcanoes, Wai'anae and Ko'olau, is 71 km long and 48 km a...

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Funny story: 'Silent Hour' Debuts on ABC This Fall

'Silent Hour' Debuts on ABC This Fall

Hollywood CA-- Steven Boctchco's new police drama begins this September on ABC. The mercurial producer of 'NYPD Blue' and 'Cop Rock' has a new idea based upon the silent film era. 'Silent Hour' will have no dialogue at all. Ragtime music and pantomim...

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