Kristen Stewart Finally Admits That She Has A Major Crush On Zac Efron

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 February 2011

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Kristen Stewart had flown down to Mexico to spend a few days relaxing in the Baja California sun all by herself.

She checked into The El Super Matador Hotel ($600 per night) and went to have lunch in the hotel's famed Olé José Restaurant.

While at the restaurant she ran into a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk that she had met before and talked to at length in Beverly Hills.

Kristen confided to Summersetter Faxx that she had come down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Hollywood and especially the incessant rumors about her and Vanessa Hudgens that were floating around about them being involved in a lesbian relationship.

Kris talked openly and confessed to Faxx that she could not believe that just because her and Vanessa were photographed on Venice Beach sensuously rubbing suntan lotion on each others svelte nubile bodies that so many people just assumed that they must certainly be into bikini burger bumping.

The star of The Naked Nubiles of Nevada and the vampire film Don't Ask - Don't Tell said that she felt so embarrassed about the whole thing that she did not leave her home for three days after the story first broke and went nationwide via the Internet.

Faxx asked her about the new rumors going around which apparently started in the Redondo Beach - Hermosa Beach area regarding her infatuation with Zac Efron.

Kristen blushed. She covered her eyes with her hand and said that she could not hide the fact any longer.

She stated that she has had a major crush on Zac Efron ever since the day she saw him in the Benigno Luigi Montemarciano oil spill mess thriller The Louisiana Tar Balls in which he co-starred with Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

Stewart said that she actually saw the movie a total of five times. She even named her brand new Alaskan Malamute puppy Kip Kippity, after the character that Zac played in the movie.

Kristen who has dated Michael Angarano and most recently Robert Pattinson said that she would love to date Zac Efron.

Stewart actually asked Miss Faxx if she would do her a tremendous favor and text Zac and tell him that she heard through the Hollywood grapevine that Kristen Stewart has quite a big time crush on him and that she would love to go out with him.

According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Zac Efron recently dated Taylor Momsen but he did not like being with her because she wore so much eye makeup that when they went out in public she would literally scare the daylights out of little babies and even toddlers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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