The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is.
Following on from Jonathan Ross's daughter announcing on Twatter that she is a lady gardener and Ross himself confirming the quiet literally shocking news on some radio thing somewhere, there have been susurrations of a scandal in Bohemia that could well blow the lid off Brands babe bonking behaviour, allegedly.
Ross's daughter, Betty kittylicker has allegedly confirmed the rumours as true 'I wouldn't touch him with yours mate' she is alleged to have said about the aging rock star wannabe 'He's well ming!'
