Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

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Saturday, 15 January 2011


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Mona Nelson said women's prison is a living hell and it hurts.

Sex starved, Mona Nelson, a butch dyke who spend time with a 12-year old boy named Jonathan, was attacked by over 400 man hungry lesbians in prison, in what many are calling "The Night Without Mercy."

Mona Nelson was Jonathan's babysitter when he mysteriously disappeared after spending the night at her home. She told Jonathan's mother that she saw Jonathan with another woman and he didn't have his shirt on.

The police don't believe her story and they claim she is a desperate old woman who couldn't find a man to satisfy her needs.

Her cell mate in prison told reporters that Mona got turned out and she is now a full fledged man. Several inmates severely scratched her face to get rid of her feminine look so she could be more appealing. They also burned her breast with cigarettes to make her look less feminine.

The inmates have been passing her around like gigolo, slave meat and she is considered by some inmates as being a walking dead.

In many cases among prison women, the partner who gets sexually penetrated is not regarded as lesbian among fellow inmates, and the partner who penetrates, licks vagina, sucks breast and rubs clit is called a "man", a "dyke," a "turn out," a "butch", or a "stud" and is regarded as lesbian.

In the United States in particular, sex in prisons is a major problem, and may be perpetrated by inmates who do not view themselves as bisexual or lesbians. A woman who has been turned out, or who has been the masculine partner during intercourse, is often regarded as less feminine and hence a target for future sex and other violence.

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