Jonathan Ross is hopping mad apparently after Andrew Sachs ripped the shit out of him for having a lezzer as a daughter.
'Ripped the shit' has been revealed to be an English colloquialism for taking the piss.
As soon as news broke regarding Jonathan Ross public outing of his daughters sexual proclivities, Andrew Sachs was allegedly straight on the blower to hound Ross with a barrage of filthy innuendos left on his answering machine finishing with, 'How do you like it, you lank haired fop', and 'What's with that beard you've grown, you look like fecking Catweezal you 'tard.'
Russell Brand remained quiet on the subject, although one industry insider claims that he is 'disappointed' as he was hoping to 'have a pop at her' himself one day, but that's looking less likely now she turned into a carpet muncher.
