"Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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Palin: "You can see my mighty frozen Alaskan vagina from Russia!"

(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans watching.

In the next episode, Mrs. Palin and her husband (Mr. Palin) venture out into the wilderness where she cuts down a fir tree for Christmas with her bare vagina and a timber saw.

"It's really spectacular, I tell ya," said Palin. "There's no greater feelin' than gettin' out there and findin' which tree you want and then lettin' your beaver do all the dirty work..."

Producers for the show are also currently looking at a spin-off entitled: Sarah Palin's Mighty Baked Alaskan Vagina. It would take place in some tropical location, with a camera crew following the couple around on their second honeymoon.

Some political pundits inside the beltway are saying that all of the publicity generated by Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina could ideally position her for a future run as President of the United States of Vagina.

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