As requested, here is one on the unholy union of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin--one of reality television's finest feats.
The Crazy Bunch (to the Brady Bunch)
Here's the story of a momma grizzly
Who had 5 kids and a grandson that made six
All of them were living large in Alaska
Way back up in the stix,
And the story of a blonde so dizzy
That she had sextuplets plus two other kids
All of them had darker hair, like their father
Who landed on the skids.
Then one day reality brought them both together,
And they hatched a scheme over a picnic lunch,
Both would do their best to stay in viewers' mem'ries,
That is how they all became the crazy bunch,
The crazy bunch, the crazy bunch,
That's the way they became the crazy bunch.
