bin Laden defeats Woods; Palin defeats Brandy; US defeats Iraq for Iran

Funny story written by Karen Fish

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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Oh what a tangled web we weave. Jesus screamed at the leaders of his day, "Blind Guides!" Yesterday Bristol Palin outdanced Brandy. The stench of political corruption has now invaded the stage. "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages."

Now that Tiger Woods' girlfriend Rachel Uchitel has spoken out publicly, the 9/11 truth movement has taken on new urgency. Was it Osama bin Laden who destroyed Tiger Woods on 9/11 or was it PNAC manifesto chicken hawks George W Bush and Dick Cheney?

Michael Jackson just released his new album "Michael". Michael Jackson is accompanied by Akon and Osama bin Laden. Benazir Bhutto said that Osama bin Laden died several years ago. Benazir Bhutto is being cross examined on that claim tomorrow. Dead men don't wear plaid.

In an interview with the Daily Email, Tiger Woods' girlfriend Rachel Uchitel says that in all her years as a nightclub hostess she has never seen anyone dance as stiffly as Bristol Palin. The dramatic irony of Bristol Palin defeating Brandy has not been lost on leading members of the Afghan Government. Tiger Woods paid so much hush money to Elin Nordegren, Rachel Uchitel and Hamid Karzai that he is now down to his last 10 billion dollars.

On 9/11 Tiger Woods was cruising along to his 19th Major Title when Osama bin Laden flew into the World Trade Center and killed Rachel Uchitel's fiancee 32 year old investment banker Andrew O'Grady. Without Osama bin Laden, Rachel Uchitel would have been happily married with children last year instead of texting the unhappily married Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods would not have been careening off of trees and fire hydrants and suffering whiplash running from his wife in the middle of the night if Osama bin Laden had not murdered Rachel Uchitel's fiancee Andrew O'Grady on 9/11.

In 1980 Saddam Hussein attacked Iran. The war between Iraq and Iran lasted for 8 years and ended in a draw. The US backed Iraq over Iran to no avail. The Muslim veil is called the 'hijab'. Iran got in a few jabs on Saddam Hussein, but it wasn't until George W Bush conquered his ally Iraq and gave the balance of power in the new Iraqi Government to Iranian cleric and radical Muslim extremist Moqtada al Sadr that Iran scored the technical knockout over Iraq. The nuclear armed Iranian Ayatollahs now control Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and Gaza and they have yet to throw a punch. The previews of the next season of American Idol show Willow Palin knocking out fellow finalist Moqtada al Sadr with a tirade of facebook insults.

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