Scarlett Johansson (ScarJo) Admits She Totally Hates Her Nickname

Funny story written by Charpa93

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Scarlett Johansson has a message for all the paps out there, "Stop Calling me ScarJo!" She claims it sounds like she either sports an over abundance of scars or she is the queen of plastic surgery. At any rate she asks, "Can't you come up with something a bit more sexy like J-Lo and Li-Lo." Hell, even SuBo sounds better than ScarJo, for chrissakes!"

Johansson claims there is way too much nicknaming going on nowadays anyway. "I mean, who came up with the ridiculous custom of taking an actress' name and shortening it just because she happened to have an "o" in her last name, i.e. Johansson, Lopez, Boyle, etc. What about all the other names? You don't see them calling Uma Thurman "Uma-Thu" do you? Or Sandra Bullock "Sa-Bu" right?

Johansson has issued a formal statement to clear up any misconceptions. "I do not cut, I do not come from a gangster family, and I am emotionally sound, so please, please, stop calling me ScarJo."

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