J-Lo Sends Out Copies Of Her Ass As Holiday Cards

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 24 December 2009

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A lot of people in Los Angeles and New York City among others are receiving a strange Holiday card his year, including hundreds of members of the paparazzi. It is apparently xeroxed copies of Jennifer Lopez' ass.

"I get so tired of people talking about my rear end that I thought, well sir, here's you a copy to frame and hang on the wall with your singing bass", J-Lo told our reporter at UP2.

"The Singing Bass & J-Lo's Ass", she laughed till she was in tears.

"I bet they won't put that pic on the front cover of the magazines, up there where people check out their groceries. But it'll be placed elsewhere inside every one of them, wanna bet?"

J-Lo went on to say she works hard, does her best and when the story comes out about something she has accomplished, there's always the ass thing.

"Well, as the old guy on Cool Hand Luke said, that's the way he wants it.... he gets it, so I hope everyone is happy now."

A bulletin just in says that the photo is actually a doctored photo of Wesley Snipes ass! (Wonder if the recipients are still excited?)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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