Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Monday, 25 October 2010

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X Factor diva Katie Waissel's pre-show tantrum on Saturday was all over a piece of candy.

Previous reports suggested that the pop wannabe went ballistic when she learned that a former boyfriend revealed details of their stormy relationship.

Gareth Russell claimed that the couple's rows could get so intense he was driven to try to kill himself.

But a show insider tells us that Katie wasn't bothered by the revelations at all. In fact she welcomed the extra publicity they gave her.

"Nah. It was really about the sweets in the Green Room," said the source. "There were some sticks of liquorice in there - John had asked for some.

"But when Katie bit into one she realised they were the hard ones, not the soft, floppy stuff and she just went mental.

"She started running up and down the corridors screaming here head off.

"It was ace!"

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