X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Mary Says She's Keeping A Low Profile

It's emerged from sources close to Skoob Entertainment News that former Dublin Tesco check out girl Mary Byrne is extremely upset with Brazilian lothario Wagner, because he didn't actually deny when asked on Saturday's show that he and Mary were 'getting it on.'

The question was asked by Simon Cowell, and Wagner did a cracking impression of a stern faced police detective as he neither confirmed nor denied the rumours.

Mary wasn't best pleased about that, because it could have been reasoned by implication that she had been canoodling about with the pony-tailed singer, and she was quick to say that he isn't really her type.

Wagner didn't really appear to give much of a toss either way as he enjoyed himself immensely at the after show party, throwing his leg over all manner of ladies, but in a jokey rather than a malicious manner.

The sad truth is that anybody else gives a toss. The X-Factor is, in the final analysis, simply more opium for the masses.

Who really should have more important things to be getting on with in life than worry about a TV talent show.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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