Written by Proffitt

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Wagners lion

Mary 'I'll fight yer for yer bike' Byrne (62) today denied any talk of romance between her and Wagner (41). Byrne who was once a door to door seller of pegs is now bookies favourite to win the show but denies Wagner has been 'taming her shrew.'

'Wagner and I are very different; for instance I can sing, he is foreign and I haven't shaved me beaver in 6 months so it's like a field of barley down there,' she said.

Also, talk of Wagner moving out of the X Factor home may be true. Apparently the other contestants are so sick of his lion taming stories they have demanded he be moved to the Granny flat at the bottom of the garden.

'We can't understand a word he says.' said Kat E; 'Plus he keeps feeling my arse when I walk past him! He's just a dirty old man.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: X-Factor, Romance




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