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Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...

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Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!

Funny story: Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!

VENICE - There is no Wahnfried ("Peace/freedom from delusion/madness," in German), in Valhalla these days. A sheaf of manuscripts, dated 1882, has been found in an attic next door to where Richard Wagner spent his last days. Wagner died Februar...

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'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Funny story: 'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...

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Michael Jackson's Gifts Compared to Those of Musical Genius Wagner

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Gifts Compared to Those of Musical Genius Wagner

The Skills of Michael Jackson have tonight been compared to those of the great musical genius, Wagner. The shock comparison was made by a man who knows Genius when he sees it. Yes, that's right Louis Walsh. Louis Walsh says that Michael and Wa...

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Wagner - surprise judge on X factor in US?

Funny story: Wagner - surprise judge on X factor in US?

Rumours are circulating that Simon Cowell will be taking Wagner to appear as a judge on X factor in the US after a rift developed between him and Cheryl Cole. Insiders claim that Simon is tiring of Cheryls demand to be included, including her citi...

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"Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

Funny story: "Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

$imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour. Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere to demand sh...

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X-Factor's Wagner shock

Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner shock

It's the answer everyone's been wondering about: How come Wagner has managed to get this far? Well, it turns out that the Brazilian tone-deaf lothario is actually ... Simon Cowell's DAD! Wagner has been exposed as Eric Philip Cowell, an estate age...

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Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...

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X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives the X-Factor vote off. Sources insist that at least fellow...

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X-Factor's Wagner Threatened To Head-Butt Harry Out Of One Direction

Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner Threatened To Head-Butt Harry Out Of One Direction

It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.

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Oh no, it's the f***ing X-Factor again

Yes, it's the show where the girls sing like guys and the guys sing like girls, and it's time for iThink's bitchy round-up of this evening's action. This week there were notable performances by Matt Cardle, Treyc Cohen and of course W/Vagner. "...

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Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Funny story: Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor. Sources say...

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X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

Funny story: X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...

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Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Funny story: Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Wagner Carillho, the kung-fu kicking, pony tailed, Brazilian crooner is to drop out of the X-Factor show due to an arse problem. Despite a spirited rendition of Elvis Presley's 'Viva Rock Vegas'...

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Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Funny story: Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Brazilian shouter Wagner will perform the classic Promise This by Cheryl Cole on next week's X Factor. Cole's smash hit which includes the unforgettable lyrics 'Promise' and 'This' along with some other words beat off stiff competition from Rhian...

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Wagner revels more than expected

Funny story: Wagner revels more than expected

X-Factor's very own Wagner is said to have promised a nude photo shoot if he wins the UK talent show. When asked "What would it be like for you to win the show?" Wagner answered "It would mean everything, and if I win, I shall pose naked for you"...

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Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

Funny story: Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

X-Factor insiders today revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Wagner Carillho will survive this week's vote off. And that it won't be fixed. Even though the karate kicking Brazilian pony tailed eccentric can't sing or dance or r...

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X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

Funny story: X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

Campaigners bidding to make Wagner Carillho this year's X Factor winner reckon they're backing a dead cert - thanks to global opera fans. It is widely believed that online campaigns to promote the eccentric Brazilian contestant are designed to mif...

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