Warren Beatty Still Upset That Daughter Had Sex Change

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Sunday, 17 October 2010


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Warren Beatty has been sounding more like Mel Gibson of late after his former daughter Kathryn has finally visited dear old dad as Stephen Beatty.

"I didn't feel very welcome by my dad", stated Stephen to reporters including our own Tooter Day. "He goes after every skirt he sees for thirty, forty years and it's OK but I become what I was born to be and he's all bent out of shape."

Warren Beatty refused to talk to reporters at all. In fact, he hit the gas on his sports car hard enough to throw rocks at us from the driveway.

"I get so tired of reading about dad's bragging in the tabloids that I could puke. But he's still my dad and I don't walk away from him like he does me."

One reporter did catch a few words from Beatty before he left but he stated that we couldn't print them.

"He's too disgusted right now. You want to know what is really getting to him?"

Someone asked what.

"I am now a member of the competition. He's afraid that I'll score with more women than he does."

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