Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 18 June 2010

image for Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation
Warren Beatty said that growing up this toy soldier was daughter Kathlyn's favorite toy.

VENICE BEACH, California - Warren Beatty and his wife Annette Bening were having a nice day out at the beach when they were approached by a local reporter.

He asked the celebrity couple if they were okay with their daughter Kathlyn having sexual reassignment surgery and becoming Stephen.

Beatty made a face. Annette made a face. And the reporter asked, "Wow. I guess that's a 'no' huh."

Warren said that he and Annette had seen little "KiKi" as they call her go from a baby to an older baby, to a toddler, to a youngster, to a pre-teen, and to a teen.

He said that they bought her dozens an dozens of girl toys, Barbie dolls, toy dishes, doll houses, My Little Pony, Hannah Montana stuff, a Dora The Explorer Doll complete with bilingual accessories, and a Taylor Swift Doll complete with detachable microphone.

Warren said that the only thing he can figure where they went wrong was when they bought her that Tickle Me Elmo doll for her 10th birthday. He said that when they bought it he felt that it was more of a boy's toy than a girl's toy.

Annette said that "KiKi" played more with her Tickle Me Elmo than she did with all of her other toys put together. Bening said that she got so angry one time that she went outside and buried Tickle Me Elmo in their okra garden.

Warren said that "KiKi" soon lost interest in Tickle Me Elmo and starting focusing on her toy soldiers. Radioman Rick (pictured in the photo above) quickly became her favorite toy of all.

Beatty did say that he should have realized something was wrong when at the age of 16, he caught "KiKi" wearing his boxer shorts.

Annette said that she has spoken with Cher who went through the same thing with her daughter Chastity who is now a really big fat guy named Chaz.

Health conscious Bening told Cher that she really is not to concerned about her daughter having a sex change operation, as she is about letting himself go and gaining 200 pounds like her (Cher's) ex-daughter Chas and now son Chaz has done.

In other Left Coast news. Well it looks like the recession has finally hit Disneyland located in Anaheim, California. Theme park officials announce that they are having to lay off two of the seven dwarfs. No word yet as to which two.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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