Local hairdresser, Dave Grimes - more commonly known as 'Pompidor de LaChemise' - has claimed that he is even more of a man whore than Hollywood Casanova Warren Beatty.
In a new book by Peter Biskind - a man who once had a career - Beatty is said to have slept with over twelve thousand women.
Dave says he can top this.
"I've done every bird on me street", he boasted while giving a perm to the local lady mayoress.
"There's loads of houses on my street. And the local shops have lots of shop assistants that I've had in the back of me Toyota"
"And then there was that big fat slag on the double decker last Wednesday. And me sister's ginger friend back in '84...I'm a right man-whore, I am!"
Beatty famously played a playboy hairdresser in the movie Shampoo. The film was actually shite and should have been titled 'Poo'.
As with Beatty, Dave too likes to call up women at random and whisper "What's up, Pussycat?"
Unfortunately for Dave he has had several visits from the local police for this nighttime activity.
