Written by jansal

Friday, 8 January 2010

image for Warren Beatty's "WAD" was biggest ever seen
Most money I have ever seen, exclaimed reporter

Being able to interview "hot shot" Warren Beatty about his amazing prowess with women is a much coveted feat in the world of words.

I was granted this interview with Mr. Beatty and he was only too eager to talk about it, but he said, "Be advised, this is not an exclusive, you have to grant me permission to talk about this with as many publications as I want".

Since I feel this is a small price to pay for an interview with this Hollywood "hot shot", I immediately signed the paper Mr. Beatty pushed in front of us without reading it.

My first question for him was, "Why are you called 'hot shot'?"

Warren's face lit up and he grinned ear to ear and answered, "need you ask"?

I was a bit embarrassed about my question and went on to the next question prepared for me by my editor.

"Mr. Beatty. He interrupted me and told me to call him "Warren" through the rest of this interview.

I now felt on more familiar grounds and began to get a bit more comfortable with this important Hollywood Icon.

"Mr. Beatty...ahhh Warren, to what do you attribute your great prowess with women"?

To my amazement, he began to unzip his pants and proceeded to take out the answer to my question.

I could hardly contain myself as I looked in wonder at this unbelievable BIG WAD of money.

He offered me a handful, with that huge grin on his face, but I respectfully had to decline. After all I was on duty and writing is my profession.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Warren Beatty

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