A cheering crowd of vacationing skiers in Aspen screamed in glee as famous actor/womanizer, Warren Beatty won the 2nd annual snow writing contest in this celebrity crowded city.
The contest involved several local residents as well as celebrities. Quite a few of the contestants under the influence from celebrating the event had to be disqualified because the writing could not be deciphered.
When Warren finished writing his message 'I LOVE TO F--K' the women, and a few 'men' cheered and rushed to his side to get a quick look at his "PEN" before he put it back in it's holster.
Warren accepted his award with pride and a smile on his face said; "I'll be back for next year's contest".
His wife was a bit embarrassed by Warren's display of his private parts but was quick to reply when asked for a comment.
She held the microphone, fondling it in a provocative manner and in a sultry voice said, "the show is over folks, Mr. Beatty's penis has left the premises".
